Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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