why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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