Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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