it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE