I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.