What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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