my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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