Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
my liver is dry heaving
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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