Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
They took my balls.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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