I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Do you remember whose house we're in?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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