her vagine was all disorganized.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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