In the future we'll all be gay
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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