i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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