I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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