i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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