Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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