Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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