quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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