I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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