wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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