Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
