She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
its not stalking. its research.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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