what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
