gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I did not marry a roomba.
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