Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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