$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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