Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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