My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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