dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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