11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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