singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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