I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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