I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
