But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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