Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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