I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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