i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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