Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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