let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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