His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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