He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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My dick has a subreddit
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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