so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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