She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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