Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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