Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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