have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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