this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Will exercising make me less horny?
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