saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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