Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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