I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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