thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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