I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
