Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
What a fucking waste of an outfit
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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