Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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