You can't motorboat a personality
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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