I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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