Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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