He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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